Today, it’s not politically correct ! Some wine tasters can let themselves go and to be far from the elegance and the subtlety (sometimes the boredom) of the oenological vocabulary. When a wine becomes a whore, welcome in the wine-producing Pat Pong !

You are at home, alone, after a hard day or week…and a sudden craving of a oenospherical orgasm increases inside you ! Without a second thought, you go to walk in your wine Pattaya area, looking for the one which will quench your desire ! Few steps, first looks, you observe the merchandise and do the first evaluation…Some bear their beautiful labels, others show a nice bottle outline or wear

Red, white, rosé or sparkling, your choice is huge ! And from all around the world: US, Australia, France, New-Zealand, Spain or Italy, you don’t know where to look anymore ! Suddenly, your taste buds arouse each themselves and a bottle titillates you ! After bargaining, you pay the price and you take back it at home !

Not waste time ! You undress her, you stroke her and you serve yourself the first glass ! The dress is beautiful and the first aromas to the nose are seducing and traced. So, the wine becomes lurid…

More and more tempted, you drink this nectar to satisfy this deep and intense desire, which is inside you for many hours…The aromas charm you, stroke your palate by their presence, you are really excited and on the brick of the wine orgasm, then, then, … then nothing more ! Everything quickly fall down ! It’s a prostitute wine, or more coarsely whore, which has accosted you by their easy attractive features, but these are only outrageous, artificial (like a coarse make up…remember), and without length ! So, the feeling to screw without pleasure…

You can see that oenologists and others tasters can be sensitives ! Then, you will have a various and flowery vocabulary if a wine disappoints you between its promise and the practice…As for me, this article can’t be accused to be lurid, because it promises that it announces: coarse and prostitute wine…even whore !